Constipated (Parody) - Avril

moonedge

uh-uh fart like this
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart
so just fart like this

hey man, whatcha lookin' at
sit down, it will come out soon
and if you could only let it be
you will see it
i hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap
and your talking to the person in
the next stall

someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i'm not dropping anything
when it's become

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you
oh-oh-oh



[ Last edited by michelletian on 2006-4-11 at 08:35 ]

evan_dunc

这个不是已经有发过么？？为什么又发一次~~是不同的版本吗？？？

ＬＩ首歌好听啊～～不过我没钱～～～

moonedge

随着一声『观音娘娘到』，从天上掉下一滴甘露正好落在你的嘴唇上！
你在恍惚中看见了1两黄金。

Originally posted by evan_dunc at 2004-12-17 10:44 PM:
这个不是已经有发过么？？为什么又发一次~~是不同的版本吗？？？

什么时候发过的？
不会吧？

飞天小酷猫

好贵啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我还是下了  喜欢啊  没办法

鑫雨

Constipated 是发过了，不过也许这个版本不同的！！支持版主！！

moonedge

Originally posted by 鑫雨 at 2004-12-18 02:49 AM:
Constipated 是发过了，不过也许这个版本不同的！！支持版主！！

发过的吗?
请给一个连接.
不会是说Complicated吧?
完全不一样的啊.
我汗~~~

鑫雨

随着一声『玉皇大帝到』，从天上掉下一滴甘露正好落在你的嘴唇上！
你在恍惚中看见了1两黄金。
汗，专门检查了一下，原来发过的确实是Complicated，不是Constipated！估计楼上的那位朋友也是一下看错了，版主真是负责！！

moonedge

你这个MP拍得可真是可爱
呵呵~~~

鑫雨

^_^我可从不爱拍MP，除非我真是很佩服的人！你是一个！～～～实在不得不服啊！