The Big Bang Theory Theme - The Histrory of Everything

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The Histrory of Everything
The Big Bang Theory Theme Song - Bare Naked Ladies

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

我们的宇宙一度处于滚烫稠密之状
大概140亿年前爆炸终于开始了 等一下...

地球开始降温
自养生物来起哄
穴居人发明工具
我们建了长城（我们建了金字塔）
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
一切由大爆炸开始
其实人类历史没有多久
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
元素在微秒间便形成了
两足动物直立行走
恐龙都得认命了
想要突变 没来得及
就死光光了（屁屁都冻成了化石）
大洋和泛古陆
拜拜 才不想学你
都是爆炸惹的祸
一切从大爆炸开始
　　
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
星球会反方向运动
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
我们完美光辉的数据将引发一场更大的爆炸

南方古猿肯定不爽我们
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
一切从大爆炸开始
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
一切从大爆炸开始
一切从大爆炸开始

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devil.宝

  沙发占上、、  这歌没听过的说。。。 节奏好快。。眼睛都不上歌词了    ! 哈哈

张画家不画风景

喜欢啊！！和声也好！求伴奏，最后还有三敲门哦也

kevinlymon

唱的不错呢！！！  可以  可以！！！

irene2070

哎呀，超出我最开始点进来的期望值啊，大大超出~~~
赞楼主一个~~~
不过到后来就木有声儿了，貌似网络不好？于是乎木有听到 ls 说的敲门声。。。

沁雪S

真好，听得心情都变好啦

ericabreen

好厉害 哇哈哈  这歌词很绕的 哈哈哈

jora

啊啊啊啊tbbt!!

napaneeno1

这歌也翻唱。。。还不错

alison919

哈哈JALAM好厉害~！！

结尾大亮！

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