ha ha ha ha :)

抹茶猪头

先要解释一下几个名词：
SLC:   Siemens Limited China           西门子中国有限公司
AM:    Account Manager               客户经理，销售人员
PDM, 3i, Top+,            西门子的几个项目
   
Now ... enjoy
                                                                        
One politician, One thief & One SLC employee died & went straight to
hell.
  
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how
everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,then
she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
  
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
  
Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my
group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
  
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil, how
much do I need to pay for the call????
  
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair.
  
SLC employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my
office friends, managers and AMs",
  
He called other SLC  employees  and he talked for twenty hours about PDM, 3i, Top+
and month-end sales figures  and  payouts, he talked &
talked & talked,
then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
  
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
SLC  employee is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
  
Devil says (scroll down)
  
  
  
  
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Calling from Hell to Hell is Local Call

我是你快乐的鱼

地狱对地狱的呼叫算本地呼叫？！呵呵。。这市场经济搞的啊。。够彻底。。

妃·我莫属

我建议他们使用网络电话或者对讲机，哈哈

sophia

啊...看到英语就头大...
还满满篇篇的ABC..
OMG

Creamy

蛮好玩的~楼主可以翻成中文嘛~相信也不错的~